Sometimes I don’t want nice.

Usually when you buy a greeting card, it’s for a joyous and happy occasion. It’s natural then that most cards are cheery, sappy and full of rainbows. But life isn’t always a Hallmark shop and there is no pot of gold. So for those with a more cheeky, sarcastic and jaded sense of humor (that would be me) these cards are perfect. They’re not for everyone, especially those who take life a bit too seriously but I guarantee they won’t get thrown out with the wrapping paper.

Offensive+Delightful offers a great selection for all sorts of occasions. The name really says it all.

In case getting older isn’t bad enough, cards from Order of St. Nick remind you that there are things even more depressing than your age.

Bella Muse has a great line of cards but the cheekiest ones can be found on greetQ: